She sent a SMS:
If you find me, you can marry me.
If you can`t, I`m hidden in d shed.
But..
The maintenance charges have to be paid on Earth!
Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.
Dr. Santa: Why?
Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!
Banta: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before opening the shop.
Student: Terrorist is a tourist who comes from other country to celebrate Diwali in our country.
`Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes.`
Prisoner: No.
Judge: Don`t u need one?
Prisoner: No, Sir. I don`t need one. I am going 2 tell d truth.
Santa: Yes I heard her say so.
Banta: When?
Santa: The time she called you an idiot.