Girl: My heart is like a mobile and u are the sim card.
Boy: I m very happy.
Girl: Don`t b too happy. If I get a new offer I will change the sim card.

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.

Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,
Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,
Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa.

Banta: How r u getting along as a businessman?
Santa: Oh, I am so busy that I have 2 keep my secretary close 2 my bed in case I get an idea at night.

Santa: I hav`nt slept all nyt in d train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got uper brth.
Banta: Y did`nt u xchange?
Santa: Dere was nobody 2 xchange in d lower brth.

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested.

A man had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, he named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, finally he named Stop & Fullstop.

Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes.
Husband: I saw your Dad paying the bill.

Man: Officer! There is a bomb in my garden.
Police Officer: Don`t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter! There is a frog in my soup.
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.