Santa: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

The cutest proposal of d World from a cute girl 2 a boy.
Girl: Hey, I have lost my surname. Can I use yours?

Banta: What is the thinnest book in the world?
Santa: What Men Know About Women.

Banta: Why were males created before females?
Santa: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek.
She sent a SMS:
If you find me, you can marry me.
If you can`t, I`m hidden in d shed.

Marriages may be made in Heaven.
But.. 
The maintenance charges have to be paid on Earth!

Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.
Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.
Dr. Santa: Why?
Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!

Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
Banta: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!