Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked Santa: Did u?
Santa: No, but my wife saw u.

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
Banta: No Problem. Just imagine she came back.

Santa and Banta met after a long time and enquired about their married life.
Banta: My wife is an angel.
Santa: Good! Mine is still with me.

Santa committing suicide, Banta asked the reason.
Santa: My wife ran with my friend and I can`t live without my friend.

Law of luv
Evry boy on earth is atracted 2wrds a grl wid a force directly proportional 2 d buty of d grl & inversly prportional 2 d strenth of her bro.

Boy 2 girl before exam: Hey all the best,
Girl also told d same.
But girl scored 80 % marks and boy failed.
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Banta: Why did you sleep with a scale?
Santa: Because I wanted to measure how long I have slept.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!`

Santa: I was born in Punjab.
Banta: Which part?
Santa: All of me.